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posticon The Preacher and the Bear.


One day there was a preacher out in the woods, deer hunting. As he was walking along a particularly narrow trail, he lost his footing and slid down a slippery hill. Not fifty feet away was a large grizzly bear patroling his territory, looking for his next meal. The sound of the preacher crashing down the hillside definately caught the bear's attention, and with a growl the grizzly began running towards the preacher at full speed, jaws snapping and slathering in anticipation of his next meal. The preacher, fearing for his life, looked up to heaven and said, Dear Lord please turn this bear into a christian before he reaches me and eats me. The bear, seconds away from claiming the preacher as his next morsel, suddenly stopped short, raised up on his hind legs, touched his forepaws together, and said" Dear Lord, I thank you for this food I'm about to receive.

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posticon Re: The Preacher and the Bear.


Wow! Tough crowd.
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Re: The Preacher and the Bear.


Oops! Sorry about the copywright infringement! (See "The Bear & The Atheist". Guess I heard a different version! :o
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