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The Christian Lion


A good Christian man out exploring the African Savannah noticed a lion stalking him. He tried and tried to lose the lion, but of course this was pointless. Growing quite frightened he began to run... to run like he had never run before.

Well, of course the lion gave chase and it wasn't long until it was quite obvious the lion was about to overtake him.

He stopped in his tracks, dropped to his knees and prayed, "God, please make that lion a Christian lion!".

The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sat down, placed his paws together and said, "Lord, please bless this meal...."
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Re: The Christian Lion


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"Stop it, you're spoiling the whole invasion."
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Re: The Christian Lion


That's pretty funny.

So far, the other ones on here, I've heard, but this one, I haven't. LOL.

~Liz~
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too funny!
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